Episode Description: Beware, spoilers! To read - hover over the text.
Homer scores to tea with Maggie and instead goes to play bowling, lying that a factory emergency. The lie is revealed when Homer knocks 300 points and attracts the attention of the media. For his services, Homer becomes a celebrity, appearing on the Springfield TIC TAC Toe with a human Wasp, No Chalk, and his Nemesis Ron Howard.